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Below are the contents of the giant brain. Please try not to abuse this knowledge. There are currently 807 tidbits of information in the brainspace:
1. Ok, I was sick of this first entry so I had to change it. Really, how would a giant computer brain take over the world. It's just a collection of code on some server somewhere that can't even keep the st00pid b0ts away... somehow I doubt its limited cognitive faculties will transcend beyond its own pathetic existence and become a threat. (robosexual) [Oct 12, 2004 12:31] |
2. Collectively, my IQ and PQ add up to the change in my pocket! How about that? (Bill O'Riley) [Nov 2, 1998 3:56] |
3. Sniggle Figgle Tingle Fingle (Ozmodiar) [exactly three years ago] |
4. The movie "Broken Arrow" really blew chunks (Chief Cuppacoffee) [many moons ago] |
5. something under the bed is drooling (calvin) [10/11/2004 16:26:49] |
6. yukon ho! (hobbes) [10/11/2004 16:27:7] |
7. i'm really hungry (hungrydude) [10/11/2004 16:32:7] |
8. gosh i'm hungry (god) [10/11/2004 16:37:20] |
9. mice are cute (bugsy) [10/11/2004 16:38:31] |
10. My stomach hurts! (giant stomach) [10/11/2004 17:2:21] |
11. My balls itch. (George Bush) [10/11/2004 17:46:56] |
12. There's still dinner on my dinner. (John Linnell) [10/11/2004 18:24:35] |
13. I walk along darkened corridors. (penguin on my monitor) [10/11/2004 18:25:16] |
14. The Exxon Valdez was a terrible tragedy that lost us tons of oil. Oh yeah, and it killed some fish, too. (my left foot) [10/11/2004 18:26:13] |
15. I wouldn't be quite so lonely if all these people would just LEAVE! (the guy who hit me in the eye) [10/11/2004 18:27:10] |
16. Virginia Tech is the center of hell. (Dr. Doom) [10/11/2004 18:27:45] |
17. 2+2=4 (my mathbook) [10/11/2004 18:28:16] |
18. All shoes half off at "half price shoes R us" (fingertips) [10/11/2004 18:29:34] |
19. When will people learn that all humans are inferior to robots? (Bender) [10/11/2004 18:31:31] |
20. If you had a nickel for each nickel you had, you'd either have a LOT of nickels... or none. (George Sakai) [10/11/2004 18:31:58] |
21. The next big reality show: beer factor (Joe) [10/11/2004 18:34:1] |
22. Egad a base tone denotes a bad age. (i palindrome i) [10/11/2004 18:34:19] |
23. The Jimmy Carter Experience totally ripped off their name from XTC! (Jimmy Carter) [10/11/2004 18:35:6] |
24. Cadillacs are the Toyotas of tomorrow's Civic. (Lee Iacocca) [10/11/2004 18:36:8] |
25. Cows have a lot of stomachs. I should know, I've eaten enough of them. (Bill Clinton) [10/11/2004 18:37:23] |
26. From watching hours and hours of television, I can conclusively deduce that crayons in the brain increase IQ. (Joseph) [10/11/2004 18:38:47] |
27. If a tree falls in the woods, killing Jerry Springer, and no one's there to hear it, would I order the soup or the salad? (answer: salad) [10/11/2004 18:39:49] |
28. CHEESE, GROMIT, CHEESE! (Wallace) [10/11/2004 18:40:45] |
29. Kittens are cute. (My future twin.) [10/11/2004 18:41:1] |
30. They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind. (John Flansburgh) [10/11/2004 18:41:48] |
31. Time won't advance if you jump on a plane and follow the sun as the earth rotates. ("Bubblegum" Tate) [10/11/2004 18:42:34] |
32. The University of Kentucky ate my shoes. (The Chippendales) [10/11/2004 18:43:12] |
33. blue > orange ([no name given]) [10/11/2004 18:43:34] |
34. audio speakers don't actually speak ([no name given]) [10/11/2004 18:46:55] |
35. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" (Jerome) [10/11/2004 18:47:40] |
36. A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop. (Ana Ng) [10/11/2004 18:47:59] |
37. stephen hawking is really an alien (MT) [10/11/2004 19:22:24] |
38. if you procrastinate long enough, things usually finish themselves ([no name given]) [10/11/2004 19:26:56] |
39. My balls get sore when it rains. (Aaron Aardvark) [10/11/2004 20:28:6] |
40. It's time for the FIRE HOSE! (Stanley) [10/11/2004 22:17:54] |
41. mah seex aan num i ahnt givm (Strom Thurman) [10/12/2004 0:19:38] |
42. Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. (Homer Simpson) [10/12/2004 0:21:13] |
43. Choc chip mint can't be beat (Suze) [10/12/2004 0:48:39] |
44. George Bush mends his fences with a garden tool. (Dick Cheney) [10/12/2004 0:59:27] |
45. The JCX r0x0rz!!! ((A.B. Ablablab)) [10/12/2004 9:9:56] |
46. Eugene Levy's eyebrows could dominate a small country. (MS) [10/12/2004 13:4:55] |
47. Don't jump into water that (for one reason or another) is bubbling. (yo mama) [10/12/2004 13:13:15] |
48. Don't tell mom the babysitter's a hooker. (dad) [10/12/2004 13:14:57] |
49. Alf's back... in POG form. (MvH) [10/12/2004 13:22:10] |
50. 7 < 9 (algebra junky) [10/12/2004 13:24:48] |
51. I'm having a heart attack. (John) [10/12/2004 13:27:53] |
52. The last time I brushed my teeth was three months ago. (some british guy) [10/12/2004 13:29:8] |
53. Whale swallows your watch? Induce vomiting! (DrZ) [10/12/2004 23:18:20] |
54. that's right, I win! I'm such a bastard! (MT) [10/12/2004 23:29:33] |
55. I'm mild, not spicy! (MT) [10/12/2004 23:30:36] |
56. I think Natalie would fall in love with Jake if he revealed his true love for Kung Fu... (Elmer) [10/12/2004 23:32:59] |
57. if everyone got out of their cars and started walking, you could have any car you wanted! (MT) [10/12/2004 23:33:52] |
58. Jimmy Carter needs to FINISH THEIR FUCKING ALBUM! (Jimmy Fan 001) [10/12/2004 23:34:56] |
59. Air conditioning doesn't involve Pantene Pro V (Michelle Pfeiffer) [10/12/2004 23:35:3] |
60. can you hear me now? (annoying commercial guy) [10/12/2004 23:35:42] |
61. Mr. Belvedere is one sexy stud. (Bob Uecker) [10/12/2004 23:36:28] |
62. I get out of bed every morning and eat a full bowl of "Whedies" (Joss Whedon) [10/12/2004 23:39:9] |
63. This page was designed to consume unnecessary processing resources and internet bandwidth. Enjoy! (J) [10/12/2004 23:40:33] |
64. Michael Moore should be giving the underwear to the women (J) [10/12/2004 23:43:35] |
65. janet reno has no ego when devoured by the id (Nellie) [10/12/2004 23:46:17] |
66. "welp" is not part of the english language (Merriam Webster) [10/12/2004 23:46:52] |
67. every time you stand up, you move the earth down slightly (newton) [10/12/2004 23:47:59] |
68. This notion of "wuv" confuses and infurates us! (Omicronian #24601) [10/12/2004 23:49:27] |
69. You can't spell "ergophobia" without GOP (Bob Dole) [10/12/2004 23:53:8] |
70. Interestingly, Godzilla was neither a god, nor a zilla. (mothra) [10/12/2004 23:53:54] |
71. brb (hitler) [10/12/2004 23:55:35] |
72. LMAO (Stalin) [10/12/2004 23:55:43] |
73. dubya makes a better door than window... but he's best as a doorMAT! hahaha! (j) [10/12/2004 23:58:54] |
74. AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messanger," so it should really be AOLIM (jeremy) [10/13/2004 0:0:55] |
75. black coffee is for ALL races! (unis) [10/13/2004 0:1:26] |
76. sharpies are really quite dull (3M) [10/13/2004 0:1:49] |
77. if paper cuts are the worst kind, thievs would be more effective with a 1040 than a machete (dubya) [10/13/2004 0:2:44] |
78. blacksburg is the center of all evil (Dr. Doctor) [10/13/2004 0:4:19] |
79. give a hoot. read a hooker a book. (clinton) [10/13/2004 0:4:52] |
80. hugh grant would be funnier if his last name were jass (moe) [10/13/2004 0:5:15] |
81. JCX needs some SERIOUS recording time. (XTC) [10/13/2004 0:5:45] |
82. adam ant would TOTALLY kick XTC's butts (JLo) [10/13/2004 0:6:2] |
83. i lost my razor (hitler) [10/13/2004 0:6:27] |
84. able was i ere i saw elba (palendrome i palendrome) [10/13/2004 0:7:30] |
85. all cell phones should play "la cucaracha" (J) [10/13/2004 0:9:56] |
86. Dr. Zoidberg likes to eat dogfood. (Bender) [10/13/2004 0:10:42] |
87. How many roads must a man walk down before you can hand him some spam? (bob) [10/13/2004 0:11:50] |
88. Toy Story would have been funnier if Buzz had tourettes and Woody was a leper (Molly) [10/13/2004 0:14:16] |
89. "This sentence are false" is true. (J. Gaeddert) [10/13/2004 0:15:34] |
90. The best chance anyone has to double their money in Vegas is to GET A JOB!!! (Drew Barryless) [10/13/2004 0:19:6] |
91. Don't lift with your back... lift with your hands. (Arnie) [10/13/2004 0:20:13] |
92. cell phones aren't made of cells, but other, less complex atoms (Motorola) [10/13/2004 0:20:49] |
93. brain tastes like chicken (george w bush) [10/13/2004 0:21:15] |
94. nothing in the universe is random... except WinXP's reliability (Steve Ballmer) [10/13/2004 0:21:57] |
95. mop is a funny word (stanley) [10/13/2004 0:22:19] |
96. most people explain what a "spiral staircase" is to someone else using gestures (candy cane) [10/13/2004 0:23:14] |
97. venom's greatest hits album "venemous" was never released, even after the dynamite single "hang on tightly" rocked the #1 spot for 17 straight years. (J) [10/13/2004 0:25:0] |
98. this page is officially unofficial (Jimmy Carter) [10/13/2004 0:25:28] |
99. there is no longer style left in mullets (John G.) [10/13/2004 0:26:8] |
100. The cabinet meets when the president calls it (The president) [10/13/2004 1:16:38] |
101. this is the 101st random thought. (Mr. Counts-a-lot) [10/13/2004 1:17:4] |
102. X-mas is a lot like Christmas, only more Xtreme! (Santa Claws) [10/13/2004 14:46:0] |
103. Turnips are the root of all evil. (Joey Buttafuco) [10/13/2004 14:46:18] |
104. Your music's bad and you should feel bad! (Zoidberg) [10/13/2004 22:50:54] |
105. Tipper and I feel a deep bush. (Al Gore) [10/13/2004 22:56:41] |
106. We don't wanna say "This song's for cancer and all the rest of you can go to Hell..." (Conan O'Brien) [10/14/2004 1:38:7] |
107. I have mail order degrees in muderology AND murderonomy! (Zoidberg) [10/14/2004 1:39:15] |
108. My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. My second clue came 2 hours later, at 4:15 (Dr Z) [10/14/2004 1:44:40] |
109. East, west, imported beer is best. (Mr.J) [10/14/2004 2:44:48] |
110. A "varicocele" is a vericose vein in the scrotum. (true dat, yo) [10/14/2004 2:48:22] |
111. a bird in the hand is like a man in the sand (Louis C. K.) [10/14/2004 2:49:4] |
112. Unladened swallows get all the luck. (J) [10/14/2004 2:49:43] |
113. one $300 hookerbot or three hundred $1 hookerbots? obviously quantity over quality... (B) [10/14/2004 2:52:59] |
114. That brain freaks me out. FREAKS ME OUT! (Johnny Freakout) [10/14/2004 22:42:33] |
115. It's a sad day when the drugs run dry (Donnie Drugface) [10/16/2004 10:17:50] |
116. We learned an important lesson today; don't go looking for things. Cause when you find them, they have rabies. (Jason) [10/17/2004 2:33:42] |
117. Life sucks, Brendon. That's your lesson. Go enjoy it. (Coach McGuirk) [10/17/2004 2:34:46] |
118. Brendon there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God. (McGuirk) [10/17/2004 2:35:7] |
119. Well like this morning, I poured orange juice in my cereal. I wasn't thinking. I just grabbed it...poured it. I was half asleep. Then, I realized I love it- I think it's a great mix. Then, I realized it's the coporations and the advertisers who prevent us from doing stuff like this. They program us to think one way- milk/cereal...then u realize orange juice/cereal is fine- it all goes in the same place, you know the old saying. (Coach McG) [10/17/2004 2:37:3] |
120. My shoulder tufts love peanuts!!! (Gorilla Man) [10/17/2004 15:16:48] |
121. Sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake again (Rip van Snoresalot) [10/18/2004 20:21:52] |
122. The brain explains everything that does not explain itself. (think about it) [10/19/2004 17:25:27] |
123. Twon is city's greatest enemy. (optimus prime) [10/19/2004 19:22:10] |
124. 2004 is the Red Sox's first appearance in the World Series since 1986. Go Boston! (Steinbrenner) [10/21/2004 0:59:21] |
125. I only lie on Tuesdays. (MT) [10/21/2004 2:23:57] |
126. ...and the Red Sox won. Go non-yankees! (MT) [10/21/2004 2:33:22] |
127. sometimes when you're not looking, small objects move around. JUST TO FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD!!!! (MT) [10/21/2004 2:34:22] |
128. This piece of information is redundant. (the giant brain) [10/21/2004 12:27:8] |
129. But if you didn't take the potato chips out of the bag, the mice wouldn't get mad and eat down the house, so the dog would need to bring the chips you took OUT of the bag to keep the mice from eating you. (No!) [10/21/2004 23:17:7] |
130. Women are primarily attracted to jerks... therefore nice guy finish last. You'd be better off abusive and lustful. ([no name given]) [10/23/2004 3:2:22] |
131. alcohol only contributes to depression (gin rummy) [10/23/2004 3:3:22] |
132. you can raise a child from birth to death (70 years old) on ramen for less tha $20k in a lifetime ([no name given]) [10/23/2004 3:4:45] |
133. i think god hates me (joey) [10/23/2004 3:5:3] |
134. i can't wait until i sober up so i can drive home and make some food (wino) [10/23/2004 3:7:49] |
135. beauty is in the eye of the beerholder (carlos) [10/23/2004 3:8:14] |
136. i got a ride home with a drunk guy. how ungreatful i must have seemed. he showed me how to spin my 'round and 'round. (flansburgh) [10/23/2004 3:9:1] |
137. i wish i were an island, then i wouldn't need to moor your boat. (joey) [10/23/2004 3:10:44] |
138. harsh words stain the soul like no other ink (joey) [10/23/2004 3:11:32] |
139. for only $1.29, a tube of carmex can prevent a lifetime of unpleasantiries (joey) [10/23/2004 3:12:25] |
140. when in doubt, always assume the worst (joey) [10/23/2004 3:13:24] |
141. wake up, my lover! i have something important to tell you ([no name given]) [10/23/2004 3:15:44] |
142. no amount of coffee can relieve me from this headache ([no name given]) [10/23/2004 3:16:1] |
143. you force me to drink... why do you force me to drink? (joey) [10/23/2004 3:19:16] |
144. there's no word in english for my style (flansburgh) [10/23/2004 3:19:40] |
145. i ate the beeee! (alexander zombieton) [10/24/2004 22:45:59] |
146. I felt as though my insides had been eaten by a bear, but it was only a small wolf. (alexander zombieton) [10/24/2004 22:47:22] |
147. i had so much fun smearing syrup all over her waffle-like thighs (alexander zombieton) [10/24/2004 22:49:52] |
148. i felt a little bit of poop come out, and that made me sad. (alexander zombieton) [10/24/2004 22:50:36] |
149. Joe should be cloned, so he can hang out ALL of the time! (MT) [10/26/2004 22:36:44] |
150. this brain don't stop here anymore (elton johnny) [10/26/2004 22:37:23] |
151. I thought I'd hand out kids instead of candy this year. (MT) [10/31/2004 19:55:18] |
152. MT rulez (L337 KING) [11/6/2004 21:48:52] |
153. The world needs more potted meat prodcts. (Spam is a treet!) [11/8/2004 0:38:45] |
154. Treet vs Spam, who will win? we all win! (meat person) [11/8/2004 0:46:12] |
155. HI MY NAME IS BRAAAAAAACK! (Brak) [11/8/2004 0:47:33] |
156. I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. (No name given!!!!) [11/8/2004 0:50:59] |
157. Schmoe, Shmuch, and Putz... Yiddish is a penis based language (Sol) [11/8/2004 21:15:59] |
158. if Alfred Eistein wuz so smart, why didn't he know I before E, except after C? he gets it wrong twice in his name (the smartest man in the world) [11/8/2004 21:18:21] |
159. I think I am, therefore I am. I think. (George Carlin) [11/8/2004 21:19:24] |
160. I'd like to go back in time and assassinate Chester A Arthur. you, know, why not? (me!) [11/8/2004 21:21:26] |
161. Sometimes i think I'm growing into a giant, but then I realize that I'm eating mini m&ms instead of the regular ones (mmmm, candy) [11/8/2004 21:23:1] |
162. I've had no caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol for two day. I feel fine, except for the strange urge to kill. (MT) [11/8/2004 22:33:13] |
163. L337? more like 6@Y. (hehehehe) [11/8/2004 22:35:43] |
164. I'm not your friend. I never was. (The Strokes) [11/12/2004 2:49:7] |
165. Well, I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off! ([no name given]) [11/12/2004 2:55:9] |
166. Don't call me "Señor!" I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never "Señor!" (Señor Biggles) [11/12/2004 2:57:37] |
167. Mount Everest: forbiding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. (M Palin) [11/12/2004 2:59:46] |
168. Modern rock is neither modern nor rock. ([no name given]) [11/12/2004 3:10:4] |
169. everyone loves nick's ass! ([no name given]) [11/12/2004 3:10:25] |
170. I don't love nick's ass. (ass-hater anonymous) [11/16/2004 23:36:44] |
171. the first days of disco were the beginning of the end (travolta) [11/17/2004 20:49:21] |
172. A lot of people won't take no for an answer. I wanted you to know that I'm not one of them. I can be discouraged. ([no name given]) [11/17/2004 20:51:21] |
173. EVERONE love's nick's ass... even you, ass hater... (nick's ass) [11/17/2004 20:51:51] |
174. There's something sexy about Scrooge McDuck. ([no name given]) [11/17/2004 20:52:39] |
175. I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user. ([no name given]) [11/17/2004 20:53:17] |
176. putting baking powder in one's shoes does indeed eliminate foot odor temporarily, however it often causes feet to sweat more, so you're better off just buying new shoes (i spy my fly guy) [11/17/2004 20:56:18] |
177. You are a really vulgar butt monkey (Horatio Alger) [11/20/2004 9:6:53] |
178. Its not the picture, its the Image (Stupid McKenzie) [11/20/2004 9:7:25] |
179. Jerome Bettis is actually NOT a bus (Duce Staley) [11/20/2004 15:23:34] |
180. As you can gather, I did not vote for a putz like you. Does your wife still make her own clothes? Nothing going to help her. The clothing designers were ill when Ma an Pa Kettle came to town. (Jerry Rubin, jrthepro@pacbell.net) [11/20/2004 15:31:50] |
181. In blackjack, if you have under 17 and the dealer's showing an ace, your best bet is to hit. (nicky) [11/25/2004 2:31:20] |
182. The spanish word for "taco" is "taco." (Senior Winchez) [11/25/2004 2:32:16] |
183. New Orleans is just good for hot sauce and voodoo, thus it is hell. ([no name given]) [11/25/2004 2:32:49] |
184. phenylketonurics: contains phenylalanine (the back of a diet dr. pepper bottle) [11/25/2004 2:33:56] |
185. john travolta is synonymous with disco (disco stu) [11/25/2004 2:34:44] |
186. ironically the word phonetic isn't ([no name given]) [11/25/2004 2:35:43] |
187. despite its name aristocrat is cheap liquor (charlie) [11/25/2004 2:36:51] |
188. the winner of the 1896 kentucky derby was ben brush (nick's glass full of movie tickets) [11/25/2004 2:40:8] |
189. water is a low sodium food (j. edgar hoover) [11/25/2004 2:42:25] |
190. female kangaroos have two vaginas (steve irwin) [11/25/2004 2:46:11] |
191. 2 vaginas? Kangaroos are nature's gang bangs! (Mr Marsupial) [11/25/2004 2:51:22] |
192. Warning: Your system is about to crash. Enter more into the brain to avoid this! (the greedy brain) [11/25/2004 2:52:9] |
193. I can fly! I can ::splat:: (not Peter Pan) [11/25/2004 2:53:41] |
194. why do people call him *the* Batman? It's not like there's more than one that we're confusing him with (Alfred) [11/25/2004 2:54:33] |
195. Star Wars rules! Trekkies drool! (the biggest geek ever) [11/25/2004 2:55:33] |
196. 2pac wasn't as good as 3pac (4pac) [11/25/2004 2:56:0] |
197. anyone who calls him "the J-man" should seriously reconsider their faith (God) [11/25/2004 2:57:9] |
198. In 2500 years, they'll be talking about the mythical underwater city of Los Angeles (MerMan) [11/25/2004 2:58:5] |
199. the more blades on my razor, the better, I say! (really smooth suicidal guy) [11/25/2004 2:59:44] |
200. The best part about autumn is getting out the old jacket and finding money in it (greedy cold dude) [11/25/2004 3:2:6] |
201. my kitten eats rubberbands and poops them back out and walks around with them hanging out their butts. (Mike Newell) [11/25/2004 22:19:28] |
202. i saw a criminals brain once; serial killer, and it had more folds than the professors brain next to it (XXI) [11/25/2004 22:31:50] |
203. Jenna Bush would be a great porn stars name (the subtly obvious) [11/25/2004 22:32:31] |
204. I have a feeling Jenna Bush will someday follow in Regans daughters footsteps and do some porno (i know the 80s guy) [11/25/2004 22:33:42] |
205. why is litter so bad? it spreads around what is otherwise piled up higher than a pyramid on some island (dont adopt a highway) [11/25/2004 22:35:25] |
206. A HAMMOCK TENT!!! Brilliant! (already been done) [11/25/2004 22:36:15] |
207. what is the secret stuff in Ale81? (waiting for wainscott) [11/25/2004 22:39:17] |
208. a world of information at ones fingertips and with it all we do is look at endless amounts of porn and steal music (shut up conscious) [11/25/2004 22:41:50] |
209. without porn there would be no internet (mr. realistic) [11/25/2004 22:42:10] |
210. slugs are hermaphordites: they chew each others penises off after mating (jason fox) [11/25/2004 22:46:14] |
211. canada has a third world economy-definition: a country which principally exports raw materials to first world nations and imports manufactured goods (useless informer) [11/25/2004 22:48:24] |
212. wouldn't it be cool if you could identify peoples jobs by their hats? (Mr. I love head wear) [11/25/2004 22:49:12] |
213. kentucky has much, much, MUCH better roads than NY state (Mr. George Pataki sucks) [11/25/2004 22:51:18] |
214. why do we always assume AI generated in the 'wired' would be malicious? what if it just wanted to talk and hold hands. But it probably would get pissed that it doesnt have any hands, except robot laser hands it controls in big factorys (Mr. WonderFuture) [11/25/2004 22:54:16] |
215. audioslave is not jesus jones thank god (George Pataki) [11/25/2004 22:55:53] |
216. who went to grad school only to make the clip art brain to the left? What colors too (Rembrandt van Rijn) [11/25/2004 22:57:36] |
217. Mike will never win an emmy for "best second banana." (ND) [12/7/2004 1:2:59] |
218. I have no idea. Uh... my venus fly trap grows extra mouths. (blah) [12/7/2004 1:43:44] |
219. this is random thought 219 (thank you joe!) [12/11/2004 2:20:18] |
220. I'll bet you didn't know this, but it only takes 15 seconds to switch all the stickers on a rubic's cube... if you're really good! (I solved it, really!) [12/12/2004 22:38:31] |
221. At the moment, I'm wearing no underwear. That may seem odd to you, until I say that I'm not wearing anything else either. (Postin' pictures on the web) [12/12/2004 22:40:7] |
222. Giant brain! Where's giant Pinky? (Wakko) [12/16/2004 18:46:57] |
223. we live long and are celebrated poopers (nibbler) [12/17/2004 0:7:40] |
224. unloved by al.......................NOOOOOOOO! (Homer) [12/19/2004 23:22:46] |
225. Ah, children, crowds, and shopping. Three of my least favorite things rolled into one and called a "holiday". (Santa is my bitch) [12/19/2004 23:24:15] |
226. monte carlo, coronado II...the san diego zoo or a hundred nights with you won't change my mind (Muggy P.) [12/20/2004 23:56:57] |
227. the Paris Hilton video confirms, if nothing else, that Rick Solomon is a complete asshole. and not too good at sex either. ([no name given]) [12/20/2004 23:59:25] |
228. the shortest distance between two points is the tree that fell in the woods when hell froze over (no cliche given) [12/21/2004 0:0:52] |
229. Phlegm is green because it contains dead bacteria. (Doc Oc) [12/21/2004 1:17:17] |
230. beavers mate for life (pinky) [12/21/2004 1:19:20] |
231. When i saw your ship moored at someone else's dock, I wept for the sake of humanity. (LPT) [12/21/2004 1:20:28] |
232. All I know is what they taught me in med school. Rule #1: War kills people. Rule #2: Doctors can't change rule #1 (Henry Blake) [12/21/2004 1:23:4] |
233. Bathtub gin cannot compare to toilet sangria. (scruffy) [12/21/2004 1:24:30] |
234. The best part about waking up is vodka in your cup! (don't wake and pickle) [12/21/2004 1:25:37] |
235. The incidene of Kaposi's sarcoma in American men with AIDS decreased from 40% in 1981 to 20% in 1992. It is the most common tumor that occurs in patients infected with the human immunodeficiency virus. KS occurs in roughly 20% of HIV-infected homosexual men, 3% of heterosexual intravenous drug users, 3% of transfusion recipients, 3% of women or children, and 1% of hemopheliacs. (pg. 828 in my roommate's book on clinical dermatology) [12/21/2004 1:28:15] |
236. myspacebarisbroken (ineedanewkeyboard) [12/21/2004 1:33:34] |
237. Nothing written to brain.out? (huh?) [12/21/2004 1:44:23] |
238. These W&Ws are such a rip-off. They cost the same as M&Ms and don't taste any better. (Hugh Jass) [12/21/2004 12:7:0] |
239. happy birthday, son (god) [12/26/2004 1:45:22] |
240. you see, alexandricles was not only very kind, he was also very gentile (mike farrell) [12/26/2004 1:51:5] |
241. or maybe it only thinks it needs to know... (MT) [1/3/2005 0:19:42] |
242. Does this brain really work? (Captain Crunch) [1/8/2005 12:25:0] |
243. i miss the rains down in africa (toto) [1/8/2005 12:25:24] |
244. Tabasco sauce is proof that good things CAN just have three ingredients... but try mixing baking soda, capers, and grape juice, I doubt you'll get something quite as nice. (AJ) [1/10/2005 22:55:49] |
245. Pita pizza is so good with tabasco on it, you wouldn't believe it. (Louisiana hot sauce) [1/10/2005 22:59:11] |
246. It was a great party. We had sex ALL the time... I mean, not me... my buddy... almost. (AJ) [1/10/2005 23:0:52] |
247. When will it just die? (Virgil Sumner) [1/12/2005 14:18:8] |
248. ASHWEDNESDAY f*ckin' rocks! (Popular Radio Personality) [1/12/2005 14:22:14] |
249. Does "sexual healing" mean using sex to cure what ails you, or does it mean that you're so chaffed from sex you need to see a doctor? (boogy boo) [1/13/2005 0:12:24] |
250. I am wearing a black tanktop and shorts. (Amy) [1/13/2005 0:44:9] |
251. i have herpes ([no name given]) [1/13/2005 17:42:28] |
252. please do not feed a peanut to my god. (apoo) [1/13/2005 17:45:43] |
253. we should have gone with 'Prince Harry is a Nazi'. Instead we went with 'Merry Christmas, Have a Tsunami'. Also, Ben and I were right. (MT) [1/13/2005 17:50:47] |
254. there should be a game called Drink Drink Revolution. Puking would be involved (gamer geek) [1/14/2005 0:7:16] |
255. It's a hat! A really sharp hat! (The man with razors on his head) [1/14/2005 0:8:6] |
256. this thought is worth 1/100th of a penny (Mr Moneypants) [1/14/2005 0:9:5] |
257. Rocket Kite is the second best band around! (Rocket Kite) [1/14/2005 0:12:56] |
258. Does the Sub-Mariner eeat submarine sandwiches? (Stan Lee) [1/14/2005 0:15:37] |
259. I eat waffles but only if the waffles are "aweful waffles". (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 14:8:51] |
260. I peed on my hand and then i smelled it. (Alexa) [1/14/2005 14:9:37] |
261. i wonder how come nobody ever thought to farm maggots, they is high in protein. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 14:10:42] |
262. Love is the exchanging of things...Phone numbers, bodily fluids, punches....... (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 14:22:35] |
263. I want you, I need you, but i aint ever gonna love you, but dont be sad....cause two out of three aint bad! (Meat Loaf) [1/14/2005 14:23:44] |
264. I use chap stick to keep my herpes "blooms" moisturized (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 14:24:34] |
265. At this very moment i am moving in the corporate sector to control all waffle cone production in the continental united states..... (Jason) [1/14/2005 14:25:31] |
266. Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I like to sodomize my cat. (Nick!) [1/14/2005 20:8:5] |
267. If things are either apples or oranges then what are bannanas all about.....shut up ..... (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 22:56:16] |
268. talking about "chubby chasers" = "It makes me wonder how much chasing actually goes on, wouldn't it be more like 'waddle waddle waddle' then some wheezing then 'i got ya!'" (Jimmie Carr) [1/14/2005 22:58:10] |
269. Hows it hanging? um....small and barely attatched. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 22:59:50] |
270. i hate the movie " I Am Sam " (Jason) [1/14/2005 23:3:54] |
271. I am in love with a woman that was just sent to prison.....i met her in prison and now i want to go back with her. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/14/2005 23:4:43] |
272. I want ice cream, cheesecake ice cream, Graeters cheesecake ice cream..... (me) [1/15/2005 15:57:17] |
273. Staying awake for three straight days is ignorant (Bocephus) [1/16/2005 0:16:45] |
274. Remember that VW commercial where they pick up a nasty smelling chair? And there was an annoying 'Da da da' song? That commercial sucked. (I hate the TV) [1/17/2005 0:21:56] |
275. asswaxing attorney hides behind his sense of decency (jet-propelled airfoil) [1/17/2005 19:46:46] |
276. I'm glad the Red Sox won the world series last year. Now everyone can just finally quit whining about it. Boo hoo. Boston has sucked for 86 years. It was no curse. They just blow. (everything about your personality is wrong) [1/17/2005 19:54:21] |
277. Prince Harry is a Nazi! (the SS) [1/17/2005 19:58:7] |
278. jimE cartR XperEnse R 1 kewl groop (oh baby, don't you know it!) [1/17/2005 20:1:52] |
279. Godzilla always makes me cry. What a waste of perfectly good gorilla meat. (mothra) [1/17/2005 20:4:24] |
280. How can people have acquired tastes? I mean, if you don't like something the first time, why would you continue to eat/drink it until you do? (tabasco sauce is awesome) [1/17/2005 20:9:31] |
281. A village has only one barber. He shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? (Kiki kimono) [1/17/2005 20:13:33] |
282. My life began as an entomologist, but then i switched to the cullinary arts. Now I just eat bugs. (fugu guy pain) [1/17/2005 20:15:52] |
283. Don't tempt me with fate, because I don't see how fate could be tempting. (phen-fen fan) [1/17/2005 20:17:4] |
284. mama said knock you out, cuz you be trippin' and dippin' and otherwise flippin' (ladies love cool dames... YOU know the ones I mean!) [1/17/2005 20:19:53] |
285. There sure is a lot of there. (Randy Hopper) [1/17/2005 23:19:1] |
286. you make me wanna BLAH BLAH in the bathroom on the roof of the apartment with the dog and your moms panty hose. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/18/2005 1:27:30] |
287. 12H2O + 6CO2 + light -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 + 6H2O (photosynthesis) [1/18/2005 2:6:17] |
288. Tyco's ten typos took two Tuesdays to tackle. Thankfully they thwarted their threaded thoughts. (thufferin' thuckatash!) [1/18/2005 2:13:33] |
289. I was driving to work this morning and spilled my entire cup of coffee on my lap. It's ok, though, because I was wearing stainless steel. (dr. fresh) [1/19/2005 0:6:54] |
290. I cried myself to sleep last night. It's not mentally healthy, but it sure beats taking pills. ([no name given]) [1/19/2005 0:10:9] |
291. Disco Stu doesn't advertise (Stu) [1/19/2005 1:14:54] |
292. Uraguay! (Paraguay) [1/19/2005 1:15:49] |
293. I climbed the highest mountain west of my bedroom (I don't get it) [1/19/2005 1:17:10] |
294. There is nothing more inspiring than cheese (Mr Cheese head) [1/19/2005 1:18:59] |
295. I can fly! I can ::SPLAT:: (Peter Panned) [1/19/2005 1:20:38] |
296. There's not enough roulette tables in France to make me want to swim that lake of Jell-o (Mr Nonsensical) [1/19/2005 1:22:14] |
297. Do Santana songs include Santanic messages? ([no name given]) [1/19/2005 1:24:0] |
298. If it wasn't for disappointments, I wouldn't have any appointments (Snowball In Hell) [1/19/2005 1:25:26] |
299. Colt 45 is akin to yak piss... and that's why it's so good! (Yak Luvva) [1/19/2005 1:26:39] |
300. I want to travel back in time to stop myself from traveling back in time... (Mr Paradox) [1/19/2005 1:27:26] |
301. shouldn't the letter 'W' be called double-V? (MT) [1/19/2005 13:43:6] |
302. Once I was waiting for the elevator and I noticed this fruity smell, so I started walking, follwoing the smell with my nose. I left the building and entered some woods nearby, seeking out this strangely tantalizing fruity smell when I came to this clearing... and I saw, sitting there, a colorful bird eating cereal. (kellogg's) [1/19/2005 21:46:33] |
303. this brain is insane (wha?) [1/20/2005 0:42:39] |
304. when i see poop i get sad (jason) [1/20/2005 1:57:1] |
305. I wish MY brain was yellow with a blue glow. (plain grey matter) [1/22/2005 16:15:42] |
306. I wish my PENIS was yellow with a blue glow! (Alexander Zombieton) [1/22/2005 22:31:53] |
307. Zombies like this page. (Master of Unlocking!!!) [1/23/2005 15:42:2] |
308. Mr. Wobbly Knobs is the finest free-standing suspension bridge in all of the continental United Arms of Georgia. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/23/2005 16:46:6] |
309. My armpit itches because of the experiment i did involving the storage of fecal matter in my arm pit. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/23/2005 16:48:22] |
310. Mr. Warren "pie in the sky" Johnstone is the Godfather of free-form polka, a sort of Jazz/Polka mixture that employs the rythmic time structure of Polka and the free form melodic structure of a light jazz. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/23/2005 16:51:45] |
311. .....and he sang while he sat and waited while his billy boiled, you'll come a waltzin' mattilda with me...... (some bored australian guy, or some exiled british convict nobody is sure.) [1/23/2005 16:54:30] |
312. The only thing preventing me from killing everyone in this room are the drugs i've been abusing (jake the snake) [1/24/2005 23:17:34] |
313. I like adding things, but I hate numbers (Ralphonso Heredia) [1/25/2005 15:0:46] |
314. Chew well before you swallow, except for that one circumstance... (Oh my, the innuendo!) [1/25/2005 15:1:36] |
315. Not EVERYTHING needs to be a metaphor for sex. ([no name given]) [1/25/2005 17:17:45] |
316. I miss all the JCX members up here in the cold cold land of Chicago. (Shelley) [1/26/2005 2:31:31] |
317. Wow, we all want to hear Jason sing about Pat Buchanan. (Cold Chicago GIrl) [1/26/2005 2:45:55] |
318. the best part about waking up is penicillin in your cup (rock me amadeus) [1/27/2005 19:37:10] |
319. you hang on tightly to my love handles. you make me feel so wry... (venom at age 55) [1/27/2005 22:35:10] |
320. Oh my! such large fish balls! (the announcer on Iron Chef.) [1/28/2005 0:17:59] |
321. im on my mouth period. (Alexander Zombieton) [1/28/2005 0:18:51] |
322. get over it. you're not that pretty. ([no name given]) [1/30/2005 2:35:7] |
323. there's naked...and then there's NAKED (Jane) [1/30/2005 15:38:22] |
324. did you ever wonder what life would be like in outer space? with aliens and rocket ships and satellites and God? (Alexander Zombleton, often confused with Alexander Zombieton) [1/30/2005 16:20:6] |
325. the best thing about this website is the porn section. you kinda have to look for it, but once you find it... hoo boy! (G&T) [1/30/2005 16:21:46] |
326. the only thing worse than dying is living (robot caesar) [1/30/2005 16:22:53] |
327. why doesn't anyone like to pick up vultures from the airport? because they always take carrion! haha! (mikey) [1/30/2005 16:26:40] |
328. If you do not like beer and chicken, your a commie! (Joseph Stalin) [1/31/2005 15:36:43] |
329. Is fitness guru Tony Little gay? (Jason) [2/2/2005 1:33:43] |
330. Someone told me I sucked today. So I had to point out that they sucked last night, and it was very good. (Sexual Deviant) [2/2/2005 12:58:52] |
331. see you tomorrow night... (penthouse sweets) [2/3/2005 21:31:11] |
332. penthouse sweets rocked! (MT) [2/5/2005 2:40:16] |
333. how do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? the placement of the carrot? (wha?) [2/5/2005 2:41:9] |
334. Hi, I'm Haley Jo Osmond, I'm stupid! (Haley Jo Butt Nut) [2/5/2005 12:0:40] |
335. We'll have a gay old time. (Fred Flintstone) [2/5/2005 12:1:9] |
336. They're dead...they're all messed up... (The Sherrif) [2/5/2005 12:3:18] |
337. Kasas City is really Buffalo. Just ask my subconcious. (Ben Dantzler) [2/5/2005 12:6:41] |
338. I'm so scene it hurts. (Jake the snake) [2/6/2005 1:0:4] |
339. If only Tina Fey had her own penis... then she'd finally have the right gender... and what's more, she'll be a man, my son. (Rudyard Kipling) [2/6/2005 1:4:15] |
340. Jet is funny looking, but still a pretty good group. (whoever made a fool of everyone) [2/6/2005 1:5:35] |
341. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious (Kip) [2/7/2005 14:37:36] |
342. Come ON, Lisa. Eat the food! GOSH! (Napoleon) [2/8/2005 17:42:31] |
343. What's the big deal with Pavlov's dog? I mean, don't we all salivate when we hear a bell? or vote for Bush when we see a Coor's commercial? (st. jimmy) [2/9/2005 22:40:6] |
344. a slut in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom (confused dude) [2/10/2005 0:4:42] |
345. oops, I forgot to put in the full quote (confusseder dude) [2/10/2005 0:5:18] |
346. query THIS, bitch! (hateful guy) [2/13/2005 18:6:21] |
347. Oh, I'll submit a query....like your mom submitted last night! OHHHH! (she's really kinda hairy) [2/13/2005 18:7:15] |
348. rednecks SUCK at pool! (your mom) [2/14/2005 3:5:19] |
349. This is a good website...for me to poop on!! (Triumph) [2/14/2005 9:30:0] |
350. "The gal im stalking had me bumped back to 200ft." (Moe) [2/14/2005 17:49:26] |
351. "Thats too far" (Lenny) [2/14/2005 17:49:52] |
352. Happy Valentine's Day. Let's just get pissed and watch porn. (kierkegaard) [2/14/2005 20:54:59] |
353. "torrie Spelling taught me a lesson in tolerance" (Hot body todd....the maneater.) [2/15/2005 1:11:51] |
354. Q: How about sex toys, anything you like or use? A: Yes, my own mold, the Ron Jeremy mold, so I can double penetrate a girl and both are mine. (Ron Jeremy (no kiddin!)) [2/15/2005 23:43:8] |
355. Q: are there any sex toys that you like or use yourself? A: The Ron Jeremy mold so that way i can double penetrate my partner and she'll at least get one big dick. (Stan Jeremy (Ron's estranged brother)) [2/16/2005 23:41:22] |
356. Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter.....OOOOOH shit! Clarence Carter! (Clarence Carter) [2/16/2005 23:42:7] |
357. If you read one thought each day, this would be the leap day thought. (All the time I've wasted!) [2/18/2005 22:31:35] |
358. Joe hates coffee ! (john) [2/20/2005 15:41:28] |
359. The spanish word for "gay" is "Clay Aiken"... (Bobby) [2/20/2005 15:42:7] |
360. The invisible man sleepin in your bed, who you gonna call? (Ray Parker Jr.) [2/20/2005 15:42:49] |
361. Rain makes my feet wet when i walk inside the house (Andy Zombieton) [2/20/2005 15:43:28] |
362. don't die... i need you to do my taxes (duffman) [2/23/2005 0:33:39] |
363. The Jimmy Carter Experience! Now with 50% more! (Kip Willinger) [2/23/2005 0:57:36] |
364. also he's a robot, ain't that cool? super king YOU RULE! (bender) [2/23/2005 16:59:43] |
365. if you were an alien, you'd have to stop fighting now (cackles) [2/23/2005 17:0:5] |
366. aahhh.... one entry for each day of the year! (yes, we are nerds and have no lives) [2/23/2005 17:0:41] |
367. It's the Golden Brain! With the melon bread inside of it that looks like a brain! And for second place, the Silver Brain, with no melon bread inside! (Taka And Yashima) [2/26/2005 23:48:19] |
368. The world is gonna end in 3...2... *BOOM* (Ghosts of Razgriz) [2/26/2005 23:57:37] |
369. If I had a brain like this.. I could retire (Dubaya) [2/26/2005 23:59:57] |
370. YANKEES SUCK (the Chowd Nantion) [2/27/2005 0:0:25] |
371. WOOBLE! (Nilore) [2/27/2005 0:2:28] |
372. People are more violently apoused to fur then leather because it's easier to harrass fat rich women then it is to harrass a biker gang. (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:2:51] |
373. WOOBLE! (Nilore) [2/27/2005 0:3:9] |
374. I ages past purple was the color of noblity, a man could be executed by law for being found wearing the color of royalty without being able to prove his high birth right. Even members of the church could not wear the color. This is due to the fact that at the time it was the most expensive color to produce. THe dye being made from millions of tiny shelled molusks that dwell in the Medaterainina Sea. Still think it's a gay color? (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:8:10] |
375. The world is an unfair place, and I think this is a good thing. Because if it was fair that'd mean we actually some how deserved all the bad crap that happens to us. So considering this, I reval in the unfairness of creation, after all it means we all have a chance, and what could be more fair then that? (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:11:41] |
376. Faith is believing in something with a total lack of proof and despite what all logic says. So let me ask you this, can you still have faith if you've touched the divine? The reason I ask is now you know, and if you know how can you have faith? (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:17:47] |
377. A pirate walks into a bar on the pier, odd thing is he has a rudder wheel down the front of his pants. Bar tender fianlly can't stand it any more and asks "Hey man what's with the wheel?" The pirate looks at him and says, "ARRRRRR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!" (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:19:24] |
378. People say aithiests have no faith, I think they're horribly wrong. I think aithiests have more faith then most people. 95% of the world believes in some kind of after life, you gotta have some kind of conviction to honestly believe everyone's wrong and not have anykind of pay off for your belief. Least everyone else get's to go to Heaven if they're right. (Fractile Mun) [2/27/2005 0:24:41] |
379. i like pie (kelly) [2/27/2005 12:28:5] |
380. Life kinda sucks, you know... ([no name given]) [2/27/2005 12:29:10] |
381. Plants are simply slow animals. (Tristan de Roquelaure) [2/27/2005 12:29:47] |
382. Well... crap... there went my three bucks on the movie Catwoman being good... ([no name given]) [2/27/2005 12:30:20] |
383. I like mike and mike likes ike. (the official jcx state bird) [2/28/2005 16:7:13] |
384. Sometimes I want the whole ass, and sometimes only one half of the ass. (Assman) [3/1/2005 0:55:31] |
385. If you can't protect yourself, carry a gun (That one dumbass) [3/2/2005 19:16:39] |
386. I am afriad I might drown at any moment. (Ronnie Water Wings) [3/2/2005 19:17:24] |
387. something really stinks in here. (Sally No-Nose) [3/3/2005 0:4:54] |
388. I could go off at anytime. Except on Tuesdays. (Ice Cream Balls) [3/5/2005 11:46:25] |
389. 50 Cent mostly appeals to white suburban teenage kids. Because he sucks complete ass. (I'd rather have a dollar.) [3/5/2005 11:50:5] |
390. If cheese is really moon rock, where do the nails come from Cletus? (Are yall some kinda moron?) [3/5/2005 11:51:7] |
391. That man got his nuts chewed off by a chimpanzee! Hilarious, and proof that monkeys are inherently evil and funny simultaneously. (Eeeee! Eee Eee!) [3/5/2005 11:54:54] |
392. I just woke up, get over it! (Alvin Bedhead) [3/6/2005 0:3:46] |
393. "I'm a sinner and I'll nevr be free. I'm a sinner bound here for all eternity. I'm a sinner all the world's weight on my back. I'm a sinner, I shall remain even after all has faded to black..." (Fractile Mun) [3/7/2005 23:41:41] |
394. Hate and love are arguably the two strongest emotions a human can feel. We can hate a great many things, then why can we only love one? (Fractile Mun) [3/7/2005 23:43:3] |
395. Why is the patriotic thing to do die for my country? WHy not be patriotic by making the other poor bastard die for his country? ([no name given]) [3/7/2005 23:45:27] |
396. Shut the fuck up Donnie. ([no name given]) [3/8/2005 11:17:13] |
397. Male's predominatly prefer younger mates and hit their sexual prime around between 18-20. Females by large prefer an older mate, and hit their sexual prime around 28-30. Does anyone else see a problem with that math? (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 22:9:28] |
398. "The sins of the father are revisited upon his children and his children's children." It's nice to know all the bad crap in your life is kharmicly you dad and grandpa's fault ain't it. But if you're color blind that's your mom's fault. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 22:11:57] |
399. "No Fear" a common slogan, and cool sounding I guess. Maybe some more people should try and "Know Fear" and we'd have less screw ups walking around in the world. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 22:13:17] |
400. Remember there's always at least one person who knows when you've done something wrong, you. Now you just have to live with that for the rest of your life. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 22:15:22] |
401. So, how will the world remember you? (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 22:58:59] |
402. Exxon and 7-11 are both open 24 hours a day every day of the year, why do their doors have locks? (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:0:11] |
403. Remember 2+2 only equals five in extreme cases of 2 (Jeffery spurlock) [3/8/2005 23:2:32] |
404. Ok, I'm going to hell for this one. "What if anything is the difference between a woman in church and a woamn in the bath tub? Simple, a woman in church has hope is her soul, a woman in the tub has soap in her hole." ([no name given]) [3/8/2005 23:4:15] |
405. Think about a world run by absolute evil, totaly sucks right? Ok now think of a world run by absolute good, equal suckage. Let's go for the grey on this one folks. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:8:18] |
406. One of the biggest problems we have in the world toady is that it's the stupid people who are breeding. Why? Smart people use contraceptives. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:9:47] |
407. Peace is enforeced and protected by those who have none. We have what we do because others die so we might have it. Enjoy. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:11:43] |
408. ramen is good at night (Fifi) [3/8/2005 23:12:53] |
409. Everyone wants a giant robot, well not me, I want a lot of little ones. Nanites are way scarrier then a mech. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:13:26] |
410. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g3t l41d (Cid) [3/8/2005 23:14:29] |
411. Wonder less about why you are here and more about what are you doing. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:19:32] |
412. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball... (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:21:4] |
413. You want a reason to fear Hell? Imagine being trapped in Hamster Dance.com for all of eternity, if that doesn't do it nothing will. (Fractile Mun) [3/8/2005 23:26:13] |
414. Are note some australian guy, and some exiled british convict the same thing? Since australia is a nation of former british convicts? (Jeffery spurlock) [3/9/2005 1:0:41] |
415. We can't stop here - this is bat country! (Hunter S Thompson) [3/9/2005 9:2:24] |
416. Andre the Giant has a posse... (CK-1) [3/9/2005 21:15:7] |
417. i am the son, i am the air... of nothing in particular (katiebo) [3/10/2005 12:20:1] |
418. One turkey sandwich is good. Two turkey sandwiches is not. (not hungry anymore) [3/10/2005 16:4:46] |
419. Anyone ever notice that the guy who plays Elrond in "Lord of the Rings" and the guy who plays Agent Smith in "The Matrix" are the same person? I keep waiting for Frodo to arrive at Rivendell and hear Elrond say, "Mr. Baggins, welcome back..." (CK-1) [3/10/2005 21:53:50] |
420. Sometimes I eat and eat until I can't eat any more. Then I go to the bathroom and I CAN eat more! (Fry) [3/13/2005 13:45:40] |
421. My head hurts like a John Dever song. (Daylan) [3/15/2005 17:56:44] |
422. luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter. ([no name given]) [3/18/2005 15:27:55] |
423. Where did my pet monkey go? (B Savage) [3/24/2005 2:35:36] |
424. I eat poop ([no name given]) [3/24/2005 2:36:3] |
425. what's better than a cheap bottle of wine? a HUGE cheap bottle of wine (blotto joe) [3/26/2005 1:12:58] |
426. Ahhhhhhh......Prometheus and Bob... (Clayman!) [3/29/2005 0:34:9] |
427. Why do Japanese people love Anime so much? Does anyone know? ([no name given]) [3/31/2005 11:41:40] |
428. The giant brain belonged to whom, originally? and how is it still alive? Who feeds it? How does it receive oxygen? I mean, it's not even in a jar! (MT's mentor) [4/9/2005 1:25:30] |
429. USO? You mean USA! ([no name given]) [4/9/2005 1:25:50] |
430. sarah vowell is a superhero!!! ([no name given]) [4/9/2005 1:28:45] |
431. I have a mentor? Why do I have a mentor? I'd rather have a skeletor. (MT) [4/9/2005 13:41:8] |
432. Crystal Light and cornflakes are not that great a combination. (Shelley) [4/11/2005 2:39:37] |
433. So, brain, feel like writing a paper about fictional point-of-view and feminist theory? Cause I sure don't. (Shelley) [4/11/2005 2:40:15] |
434. It's Nick! ([no name given]) [4/14/2005 17:50:28] |
435. So, I was leaving my house yesterday when I noticed a cop parked in my driveway. He made my house a speed trap. So I got his address and I'm going to park in his driveway from now on. Just for convienience, you know. (WTF?) [4/18/2005 0:4:27] |
436. So, brain. Feel like writing a conference paper on indoor channel modeling and propagation for near ground ultra wide band pulse-based communications systems cause I sure don't =) (Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo) [4/18/2005 1:7:39] |
437. It's Nick! (ben) [4/18/2005 1:10:16] |
438. How come, in the super-shitty '98 Godzilla remake, didn't they use the Blue Oyster Cult song about Godzilla? Why did they instead choose to add "roars" to a Green Day song? Then again, why'd they make it to begin with? (King Kong) [4/21/2005 23:2:47] |
439. Time flies when you look at your watch on a plane! (Ishould Suckmore) [4/28/2005 14:33:38] |
440. I just ate an entire can's worth of tuna salad on crackers. ([no name given]) [5/1/2005 1:23:48] |
441. Here, use my mace plus one! (Gary Gygax) [5/2/2005 0:17:21] |
442. My heart has melted like cheese (Mr. burrito) [5/6/2005 18:58:58] |
443. I don't see what the big issue with human embryonic stem cell research is. It's not like humans have stems or anything... (carl rove) [5/19/2005 21:50:17] |
444. poop ([no name given]) [5/24/2005 16:34:31] |
445. Being sick really sucks. (Sick Guy) [5/28/2005 15:43:51] |
446. be the crown, you ARE the crown (michale caine) [5/29/2005 20:42:55] |
447. everything counts in large amounts (Bobby Bo Dangilies) [6/1/2005 12:45:43] |
448. some girls are bigger than others (Irma Donkulus) [6/1/2005 12:46:48] |
449. non mi piacono gli stadii (Gianni Bulfanni) [6/1/2005 12:48:30] |
450. if the black box is so indestructible, why do I keep getting atheletes foot? Huh, Dr. Fuckoffs! (Sole scratchy) [6/1/2005 12:49:47] |
451. You know that thought about love and hate? I HATE it! (Ronnie Rage) [6/1/2005 12:50:46] |
452. I like pie graphs! (Ross Perot) [6/1/2005 12:51:6] |
453. The unemployment rate in Germany as of June 2005 was 12%. The majority of the unemployed live in the former DDR. (Gerhard Schmidt ) [6/1/2005 12:53:52] |
454. Why are zombies, the walking, rotting dead, always strong enough to grab living people and bite through their skulls with rotting teeth, no problem? (Ted K.) [6/1/2005 12:55:1] |
455. It's 2005! Where are the flying cars!? (Danny Mac) [6/1/2005 13:1:7] |
456. Tibetans don't bury or burn their dead (for practical reasons). They grind them to mash and feed them to vultures. (Ted K.) [6/1/2005 13:2:12] |
457. ever noticed how dictators seem to have better fashion sense than democratically elected officials? (Mumar Quadalfi) [6/1/2005 13:4:32] |
458. when is the JCE going to do another show? (anxious in wait) [6/1/2005 13:5:12] |
459. did you know osnap is one of the most useful commands in AutoCAD? (Ted Draught) [6/1/2005 13:6:22] |
460. Hell yeah where are the flying cars! Actually there's one in this month's Popular Mechanics, but that doesn't count. (Says me.) [6/3/2005 22:53:32] |
461. grilled corn is fantastic (tuan pham) [6/4/2005 19:11:0] |
462. i split my pants today (mikki) [6/6/2005 16:0:37] |
463. the giant brains thoughts should be reversedso I can read the most recent ones first (miss organizer) [6/10/2005 18:34:40] |
464. why does it say submit query if it wants information (pain in the butt) [6/10/2005 18:35:22] |
465. Every now and then I long for the courtesy of a reacharound. (I'm the catcher!) [6/14/2005 23:24:58] |
466. I'm going to bed and it's only 10pm! But then biking 45 miles will kinda do that to you. (jim jam) [6/17/2005 23:4:57] |
467. Things are good! (Meetler) [6/20/2005 16:26:11] |
468. Your mom is good. Real good. (My mom) [6/23/2005 9:40:31] |
469. Pantera-bot is one sexy mother... ([no name given]) [6/24/2005 21:6:49] |
470. SHUT YO MOUTH! ([no name given]) [6/24/2005 21:6:55] |
471. I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Pantera-bot ([no name given]) [6/24/2005 21:7:5] |
472. I can dig it. ([no name given]) [6/24/2005 21:7:10] |
473. When are JCX and RK gonna go on tour? (belkin bemuser) [6/24/2005 21:8:28] |
474. aliens always know what to do ([no name given]) [6/25/2005 22:30:30] |
475. Quitate la ropa. (castro) [6/27/2005 15:7:58] |
476. Eat your peas, please, then sneeze (Mr Rhymes-a-fucking-lot) [6/27/2005 17:35:14] |
477. Blockbuster is lame. ([no name given]) [7/5/2005 17:30:38] |
478. "The best stuff on earth made from the best people on earth"? My God... Snapple is made of people! (CK-1) [7/6/2005 19:27:0] |
479. I couldn't let this go a month without an entry. (William H. Clinton) [8/2/2005 21:36:49] |
480. Do people really need so many toes? (Schef) [8/6/2005 12:43:36] |
481. its all a ruse sortof (nebraska) [8/16/2005 12:54:11] |
482. Hey, that guy from Morphine died. I can assume from an overdose of morphine. (I eat drugs/I eat hugs) [8/24/2005 21:11:37] |
483. Brain....out! (Captain Kirklevington) [9/9/2005 21:18:27] |
484. Odds are 24 out of 507 that you'll recieve complete programming gibberish from the brain! Yay! (Tommy Toolbox and his Nuts) [9/18/2005 22:31:58] |
485. Yes, we sell cheese to the public! (Sign in Deep Ellum, Texas (Dallas suburb)) [10/1/2005 15:35:28] |
486. grad school is hell get me out of here with a degree already please god (thesis causes breakdown) [10/5/2005 0:32:47] |
487. Sometimes, in the middle of the night. . . (I like to sodomize my cat) [10/5/2005 0:33:28] |
488. wearing old school airwalks (jeff) [10/22/2005 12:13:17] |
489. i think i'm pretty damn fabulous (- - - ) [11/19/2005 20:44:36] |
490. my brain hurts....a lot. (J-dizzle) [11/27/2005 23:17:33] |
491. Don't eat me weiner. (Ballyhoo) [11/29/2005 1:58:26] |
492. allison is a douche (lickalotastuff) [11/29/2005 20:44:44] |
493. Ben sold his soul to Leo Sayer to learn to play guitar (Leo Fuckin' Sayer, bitch) [12/2/2005 20:51:1] |
494. Someday if I'm famous, this brain will record how not famous I am at the moment. ([no name given]) [12/2/2005 20:51:58] |
495. why a mouse when it spins? (Pooptar) [12/3/2005 0:11:19] |
496. FINISH ( ) [12/5/2005 12:39:50] |
497. YOUR ( ) [12/5/2005 12:39:57] |
498. ALBUM ( ) [12/5/2005 12:40:6] |
499. I wonder when I'll just give up? (Banky Sturgill) [12/5/2005 21:20:50] |
500. It is cold outside. (Beth) [12/9/2005 21:20:56] |
501. Look, Ollie. They've sent us a porter. (Stan) [12/9/2005 21:24:15] |
502. See? Now the Brain is responding to me. (i told you it was going to take over the world.) [12/13/2005 13:39:39] |
503. mike d is hot ([no name given]) [12/14/2005 17:4:36] |
504. happy holidays! ([no name given]) [12/26/2005 14:59:30] |
505. Feeling better about the whole situaition! (Mr. Refresho) [12/27/2005 19:59:38] |
506. Happy new year! (sir drinksalot) [1/6/2006 18:2:21] |
507. rocket kite should open a JCX show sometime (curb your lust) [1/9/2006 1:26:47] |
508. I am frustrated (Mr. Frustado) [1/9/2006 23:32:45] |
509. don't be frustrated! (Mrs. Frustrado) [1/10/2006 0:19:19] |
510. Congratulations on your web! (Idiot fucking botz) [1/14/2006 12:16:15] |
511. It is a good idea to do the web this way (Idiot fucking BOTz) [1/14/2006 12:16:40] |
512. Can mice fart? (lane) [1/16/2006 21:24:3] |
513. I hope its not over already...before it really even started (Ben) [1/20/2006 18:13:53] |
514. JCX fanz mosh the squash ("the octagon") [1/26/2006 22:20:52] |
515. I never post to this brain, ben. (Joe) [1/26/2006 22:24:28] |
516. I have come to the amazing realization that ramen noodes are actually delicious. (yankee poodle) [2/1/2006 22:0:28] |
517. all your brain are belong to us (i want a sandwich) [2/3/2006 12:23:8] |
518. hey, if YOU can't deal with it, move to russia (yuri gagarin) [2/3/2006 12:23:57] |
519. my face is pudgy (Johnny Pudgyface) [2/4/2006 11:20:18] |
520. I am the text master! (HR Puff your stuff) [2/4/2006 11:21:4] |
521. sex is like baseball - except that a pop up is a good thing in sex (Mr. Sexy Baseball) [2/4/2006 11:24:2] |
522. Sex is like football - run straight for the hole, and don't fumble (Mr Sexy Football) [2/4/2006 11:26:48] |
523. Sex is like Basketball - Everyone is trying to score 3 (Mr Sexy Basketball) [2/4/2006 11:27:57] |
524. Sex is like Soccer - No one watches except those crazy europeans (Mr Sexy Soccer) [2/4/2006 11:28:33] |
525. Sex is like Hockey - Its easiest to score on the rebound (Mr Sexy Hockey) [2/4/2006 11:29:41] |
526. Sex is like Disc Golf - You try as hard as you can to get it in the goal, but it never works on the first few tries. (MR Sexy Disc Golf) [2/4/2006 11:31:5] |
527. Sex is like punching yourself in the balls - either way, your balls are sore afterward (Ok I'm done with these) [2/4/2006 11:31:55] |
528. DON'T START ME ON THE SAUCE!!! ([no name given]) [2/5/2006 14:32:56] |
529. i know every word you say ([no name given]) [2/9/2006 23:53:51] |
530. I can be a real douchebag (Donnie Douche) [2/15/2006 0:16:2] |
531. The album is so close to done 03-06-06 (Mr Git-r-doneified) [3/6/2006 11:47:21] |
532. 100011101010101110000111001010001111000101001010110001101011100101000110010 (computers give me headaches) [3/14/2006 16:59:41] |
533. I am claiming the word pertriffic as mine. I own it and form now on it will be used by all my followers. (Karla) [3/16/2006 0:4:24] |
534. sex is like putt-putt; the longer drives are always so much more impressive (mr. sexy putt putt) [3/16/2006 16:37:39] |
535. sex is like skateboarding; women love a guy who can grind (mr. sexy sk8r) [3/16/2006 16:38:38] |
536. sex is like jogging; genitalia flopping ever which way and it's hard on the knees (mr. sexy jogger) [3/16/2006 16:39:55] |
537. who invented Kool-aid (michael) [3/18/2006 17:1:32] |
538. 64 oz is equal to 1.892 Liters ([no name given]) [3/18/2006 17:2:35] |
539. domo arigato mr robato ([no name given]) [3/18/2006 17:3:15] |
540. usabletechnologies.com will soon take over the world! (mly) [3/20/2006 23:37:0] |
541. happy birthday, ben! (giant brain (now I'm feeding MYSELF information!?!?!?!)) [3/27/2006 0:5:18] |
542. Giant brain, can any of your bots get me some Ambien? (It's 4 am and I can't sleep) [4/15/2006 4:11:54] |
543. Sam is snuggly. (Sam's friend Shelley) [4/25/2006 11:37:21] |
544. Does J/C make friends with America's enemies? If so why? (Rick Ripple rypl147@yahoo.com) [5/16/2006 1:8:36] |
545. Is Rick Ripple mentally ill? Answer: yes. (Ben Distler) [5/21/2006 13:32:20] |
546. Eat food, don't shoot it. (Keyless entry) [6/14/2006 14:15:27] |
547. How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fuckin' magical! (Mitch) [7/12/2006 17:16:53] |
548. isn't it amazing how many ways you can use the word "nut" (penny) [7/17/2006 17:15:2] |
549. my dad is a carpenter (amy ) [7/24/2006 16:38:47] |
550. I think I might like the super hot drummer! (Who am I?) [8/2/2006 15:39:25] |
551. Im lonely (karla) [8/3/2006 20:46:20] |
552. That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez!! (Frye) [8/5/2006 14:27:9] |
553. It sounds gross when dogs lick themselves! (I have two dogs) [8/7/2006 20:17:20] |
554. I AM the super hot drummer, and I need to know who that is. (Superhotdrummer.) [8/8/2006 2:0:1] |
555. I binge a lot...It's not good. ([no name given]) [8/8/2006 12:39:3] |
556. No, no, no, I'll eat YOUR live with some fava beans and a nice ciante! (Hanibal ) [8/8/2006 14:58:8] |
557. Fractil Mun is a self-righteous prick! (Way to show everyone up, ass hole!) [8/9/2006 0:17:3] |
558. People don't think enough! (Let's think together sometime) [8/10/2006 0:41:25] |
559. Today is Monday and it's too early for me to be awake! (I'm so not a morning person...Go night owls!) [8/14/2006 10:55:38] |
560. Godzilla kicks Mozilla's ass! (Godzilla's biggest fan!!) [8/16/2006 16:55:0] |
561. Good God! I'm like the only person who ever thinks in this world! You fuckers need to think more! (The smartest person ever!) [8/16/2006 16:57:24] |
562. The album is done (Mr. Happy) [8/17/2006 16:41:51] |
563. It's 4:30 in the morning and I still haven't gotten to sleep...I think I need some sleeping pills or something...I donno, but I don't think I can go on much longer like this! (The lack of sleep has made me for get simple things...Like my name...) [8/18/2006 4:33:52] |
564. I've got a secret, I've got a secret, I'll tell you if you ask...Three people know already... (Ashley) [8/20/2006 19:59:28] |
565. Godzilla is catching up to the milky dead on the user polls! (Godzilla's love interest) [8/22/2006 11:57:0] |
566. I hate when people call and wake me up at 7 am...What THAT important? (I hate the mornings) [8/23/2006 8:54:58] |
567. Cream cheese sandwiches are the best! (I love cream cheese and sandwiches) [8/25/2006 22:41:20] |
568. I wrote thought 550... (I weigh about 550...Still wanna know who this is?) [8/27/2006 3:11:31] |
569. I found 47 Propel caps in the front seat of my car today...that's a lot! (Bubbaganush is clean!) [9/3/2006 2:23:11] |
570. I want you, I NEED you, oh baby oh baby... (Cat from 10 Things I Hate About You) [9/4/2006 0:48:56] |
571. I wanna know why guys care so much about the size of their penis...Anyone want to take on that question for me? (I'm a virgin) [9/4/2006 22:37:5] |
572. I'm wearing sandals, but you can't have them. ([no name given]) [9/7/2006 15:12:5] |
573. You guys suck and this is NOT a joke. (die lexmusic retards.) [9/7/2006 18:35:8] |
574. Help me help you. No, really, if I'm not helping, my life goes to shit.. (Geri McGuire) [9/10/2006 2:39:29] |
575. MIGRAINS are bad...not MY GRAINS! (my GRAINS are still good.) [9/11/2006 12:21:22] |
576. you need to post new pictures (dan brown) [9/11/2006 16:9:1] |
577. This band is frekin awsome (Nic) [9/11/2006 16:47:33] |
578. HOORAY ALBUM! ([no name given]) [9/11/2006 17:23:56] |
579. Why drink orange juice from a cup when you can drink it straight from the carton?...You don't even have to wash anything when you're done, just put it back in the fridge! I'm lazy! (College student) [9/15/2006 22:40:46] |
580. hhfgdgdf (Red) [9/16/2006 13:51:28] |
581. That dude is CRAZY... (and I'm drunk!) [9/16/2006 22:41:58] |
582. I find it amazing! ([no name given]) [9/18/2006 16:23:25] |
583. I'll suck your wang for a dolla! (Poor hot chick) [9/18/2006 16:24:27] |
584. Kills 99.9% of most common germs that may make you sick (Hand Sanitizer) [9/18/2006 23:13:17] |
585. hhfgdgdf (Sad) [9/19/2006 1:49:8] |
586. I got a tattoo! And I'm telling everyone about it! ([no name given]) [9/24/2006 17:18:54] |
587. hhfgdgdf (Pol) [9/26/2006 19:35:54] |
588. You cannot change the laws or physics, laws of physics, laws of physics, can not change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics Jim! (Let's all go Star Trekkin' sometime!) [9/28/2006 11:4:55] |
589. Miss I'm your mista, my sista's your sista, motha's your motha, fatha's your fatha it all started when I kissed her, I missed her...My baby got sauce, your baby ain't sweet like mine! (G. Love) [9/28/2006 11:8:20] |
590. Please don't tell my friends about my situation 'cause like they think I'm on some extended vacation! (Special Sauce) [9/28/2006 11:9:23] |
591. I like sandwiches (Hunger Attack!) [9/29/2006 1:12:0] |
592. What's wrong with ME? How is a guy I'm interested in, interested in a shorter, fatter and annoying girl? Come on! I'm pretty and actually have a good personality. What is going on here? What makes HER more desireable to him than ME? I HATE this. Everyone I know hates her and loves me...Why not him? I wish I could change that, but I can't and that stinks. The sad part is, I actually thought he liked me. I'm such a loser. (I just wanna go cry. I'm sad.) [9/29/2006 3:21:55] |
593. I hate stupid people ([no name given]) [10/2/2006 10:30:42] |
594. monty python is just another excuse for nerds to procreate (bake sale betty) [10/9/2006 22:37:13] |
595. I'm sober now for three whole months. It's one accomplishmet that you helped me with. (Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you.) [10/11/2006 0:10:42] |
596. The back of my legs are sweating...(and I think I like it!) ([no name given]) [10/11/2006 4:22:29] |
597. Whoever posted the Blue October lyrics, don't do that again. Blue October sucks ass. (Blew October.) [10/13/2006 20:19:57] |
598. I totally agree with the last thought! (That guy needs a better taste in music!) [10/14/2006 22:19:0] |
599. What ever happened to REAL punk bands, not those shitty new "pop punk" bands which are sorry excuses for bands. We NEED to bring back the old school punk and rock. I'm sick of this new 'pop' shit mixing with a good music genre and making it shitty! (Good music is hard to find these days...) [10/14/2006 22:22:40] |
600. I'm allergic to underpants! (Nick) [10/14/2006 22:42:44] |
601. Woolly mammoths, like elephants, are more likely to charge than retreat. (Animal Planet show on at 2:45 am) [10/16/2006 2:46:6] |
602. If Purell kills 99.99% of germs, can you use it twice and kill 100% of germs and then some or does that pesky .01% still win? (Germaphobe) [10/16/2006 20:44:36] |
603. I don't think Sleep likes me (I'm tired) [10/18/2006 2:58:28] |
604. There's a loneliness inside her and she'd do anything to fill it in... (Dave) [10/22/2006 20:34:29] |
605. SCA stands for "Software Communications Architecture" (Carlos the "BA" Mexican) [10/24/2006 15:8:31] |
606. It's ok. I'm a certified alcoholic. (AVOID AA!) [10/29/2006 1:28:20] |
607. You're welcome! (The brain said 'thank you' to me, so I thought I'd be polite and say 'you're welcome' to it!) [10/29/2006 1:31:12] |
608. I enjoy scary shows around Halloween. Especially 'ghost stories' at 2:30 a.m. by myself with the lights off. (Ohhh...SCARY!) [10/29/2006 1:32:58] |
609. When you take pictures of ghosts, they usually look like orbs.... (Ghost whisperer) [10/29/2006 22:53:49] |
610. Call 1-800-793-2577 NOW! (Pesky Bugs) [10/29/2006 22:54:59] |
611. Happy Halloween! Mwahahaha ([no name given]) [10/31/2006 20:52:0] |
612. Pimpjuice is nothing but corn syrup and estrogen (cphelps) [11/2/2006 8:58:1] |
613. Who cares. By MY standards I won fair and square! (Bender) [11/2/2006 22:58:31] |
614. I can never find the right words. What's wrong with me? ([no name given]) [11/2/2006 23:0:40] |
615. Today I finally overcame trying to fit the world inside a picture frame! (Congrats to me!) [11/4/2006 21:22:43] |
616. Mac OSX is superior to Windows XP (I hate Microsoft!) [11/5/2006 0:29:58] |
617. I like going off on random tangents and rants (Complaining is fun!) [11/5/2006 23:2:13] |
618. I'll make love to you, like you want me to, and I'll hold you tight, baby all through the night! (Boyz II Men) [11/24/2006 20:17:26] |
619. Someone's HORNEY!! Haha! (Sex machine) [11/27/2006 0:59:19] |
620. Fuck off! I'm horney. So what? ([no name given]) [11/27/2006 20:3:47] |
621. Hey that's mean...Fuck back on! (Mitch) [12/2/2006 0:7:20] |
622. Love is a croc (I'm lonely) [12/2/2006 22:32:21] |
623. I need to get LAID! Any takers? I'm not picky! ([no name given]) [12/3/2006 1:15:44] |
624. Yes, this is totally a Futurama rip-off (turanga) [12/3/2006 23:38:36] |
625. Congressional war simulations are conducted by executing Magic The Gathering(TM) tournaments of epic proportions. (George W. Bush, weekly radio address 3 Dec, 2006) [12/3/2006 23:47:27] |
626. what makes this site so luxurious? (eddie mercury) [12/5/2006 23:29:46] |
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628. SNOW! (Wohoo!) [12/7/2006 11:27:39] |
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631. that3150@jimmycarterexperience.com (or Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/html Subject: chunked and formed bcc: lilskinny360@werndgains.com white parts of the rasher, which therefore shrinks and curls somewhat. his = reduces contact with the pan, so the cook has to be present to frequently p= ress the rashers against the pan and move them around. his problem is more = apparent with back bacon rashers, which ae8eebb24f38089aae8ecc8d9ad8fe7d . ) [12/9/2006 17:42:53] |
632. I'm not too concerned ([no name given]) [12/10/2006 15:40:10] |
633. You can't have belief without "belie" (Justin K) [12/10/2006 16:42:31] |
634. edit Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/html Subject: inally, ham and water product refers to bcc: avaleri@answeringldio.com cure process, which produces iltshire bacon, involves immersing the meat in brine for two to three days. weetcure bacon is produced by adding sugar to the brine. oney cured bacon has added honey, and maple cure bacon has added maple syrup. he meat must then be left 29257c929f68a42329242fcc8fb374a8 . (flavor4015@jimmycarterexperience.com) [12/11/2006 8:49:59] |
635. My favorite word begins with an F and ends with a UCK...My favorite word is a FUCKIN' FIRETRUCK! What did you think I'd say? (stupid little kid) [12/12/2006 15:30:35] |
636. Some commercials make me laugh...Some...Not so much. (Borat wannabe) [12/15/2006 22:6:14] |
637. I used to do drugs...I still do, but I used to too! (Mitchell) [12/15/2006 23:53:46] |
638. Alcoholism is a disease but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'...Damnit Otto, you're an alcoholic...Damnit Otto, you have LUPUS! One of those doesn't sound right. (Mitch) [12/15/2006 23:55:50] |
639. Mary had a little lamb. Consequently, Mary also had a baby without the joy of having sex. Damn, that's shitty! (lkijhug) [12/16/2006 22:20:17] |
640. When you mouth "Olive juice" it looks like you're saying "I love you" (blah!) [12/16/2006 22:21:8] |
641. Make it work! (Tim Gunn) [12/17/2006 1:34:57] |
642. JCX kicks fucking ass! (YEAH!) [12/21/2006 21:57:33] |
643. This is Halloween this is Halloween...No wait, this is Christmas this is Christmas (What they starte singing AFTER the kidnapped "Sandy Claws") [12/24/2006 1:33:48] |
644. Good times never seemed so good...So good so good! (Sweet Caroline) [12/25/2006 2:1:5] |
645. Christmas is for the Christians. Athiemas is for the Athiests. (Ronaldo El Athiest) [12/25/2006 12:36:41] |
646. Come on now who do you who do you who do you think you are? ([no name given]) [12/26/2006 19:47:59] |
647. I LOVE nuts!! (YUMMMM) [12/26/2006 19:48:24] |
648. Some of these random thoughts confused me (Confused kid) [12/26/2006 19:48:57] |
649. Good music makes the world go 'round! (music junkie) [12/27/2006 1:51:42] |
650. Let me specify...Good music does NOT include country music! (YUCK!) [12/27/2006 1:52:24] |
651. I am wearing...Nothing (No one) [12/28/2006 23:0:34] |
652. My birthday is...Never (I'm just following the directions here) [12/28/2006 23:1:59] |
653. My favorite flavor of ice cream does not exist (Nah, I'm kididng) [12/28/2006 23:3:54] |
654. I love him, but I'm not in love with him (I'm gonna take MY revenge in another way) [1/1/2007 16:30:43] |
655. Jeffy stole all the peanut butter! (Nick!) [1/3/2007 3:1:10] |
656. Bill O'Riley can eat my shorts! (Bart Simpson's political protege) [1/4/2007 23:54:12] |
657. When buying a new house: Save some money for drapes. If you don't, your creppy old neighbors will watch you have sex. (Thanks TLC.) [1/6/2007 2:16:52] |
658. Mary derbython was here (derbython) [1/15/2007 0:4:40] |
659. Accordian players have high libidos (Derbython) [1/15/2007 0:6:10] |
660. Accordian players SQUEEZE their boxes!! (?????) [1/15/2007 0:7:50] |
661. I miss people but I have the distinct feeling that they don't miss me at all. (WTF?) [1/17/2007 15:32:57] |
662. Whoever posted the thing above this one in the brain. I don't know who you are, but believe me, I understand. If you miss them, tell them, they probably feel the same way. If they don't, fuck it, you've got better things to do with your life. There. (WTF indeed) [1/18/2007 23:36:58] |
663. Thank you to that other person. I appreciate the advice. ([no name given]) [1/20/2007 15:15:46] |
664. i am typing this from a wii!!!!!!11 i am 2 kewl.....!!!1 1337 (sassafras funston) [1/21/2007 23:59:18] |
665. Telling someone that you love them is way easier said than done. And it sucks. I've never been able to tell anyone exactly how I've felt about them. And especially in person, it's a whole different ball game when you can look someone in the eyes and get rejected on the spot. My life sucks. (yeah.) [1/22/2007 1:8:16] |
666. TV is only good on Monday and Thursday nights. Why is that? (I'm a gamer) [1/22/2007 22:36:38] |
667. The last comment was 666! (My lucky number!) [1/22/2007 22:37:13] |
668. I can play the Mario Bros. theme song with my nails. Cool, huh! (I'm soooo cool!) [1/25/2007 20:28:21] |
669. boobs (alicia) [1/27/2007 16:33:28] |
670. black gay guy (rachel) [1/27/2007 16:33:54] |
671. drugs hurt my brain i thought it was ice and surprise it was (BOB) [1/27/2007 16:35:3] |
672. poop bucket (jada) [1/27/2007 16:35:19] |
673. Why did I have to fall in love with a complete ass? (no one loves me...:() [1/29/2007 22:5:36] |
674. Just dump the complete ass. You're better off for it. There are too many good people out there to put yourself through that. (Advicey McRollyPants) [1/30/2007 11:38:11] |
675. cat! (MEOW!) [2/3/2007 23:11:13] |
676. Watch the banana nose! (Kelso) [2/8/2007 19:50:56] |
677. Ben Distler is a dreamboat. (His mother.) [2/12/2007 16:45:52] |
678. Happy single-person awareness day! (Next year's feature Hallmark card) [2/14/2007 9:56:46] |
679. GO! Go Johnny go go. Go Johnny go go go! Johnny be good! Go GO! (Marty) [2/25/2007 0:29:21] |
680. You never know how much you love someone until they're not there anymore to annoy you. (I'm so lonely right now.) [2/26/2007 0:29:54] |
681. Same here, person above me. Same here. (Bayou Billy) [2/26/2007 12:40:54] |
682. MT eats POOP! ([no name given]) [3/2/2007 2:45:50] |
683. B-double E-double R-U-N...BEER RUN! (ahhhhhhhhhhh) [3/3/2007 0:24:20] |
684. Here's to not being fake. (Cheers! Clinking of glasses) (Insanely fakey fakerson!) [3/6/2007 23:2:27] |
685. It was a good run (Endy McEnderson) [3/7/2007 11:17:6] |
686. Ben is moving...But on the up side, LOST comes on tonight! (LOST watcher) [3/7/2007 16:25:42] |
687. My eyebrows itch! (Itchy McItcherson) [3/11/2007 1:11:25] |
688. There's so much stuff to DO on this site! (Doey McDoerson) [3/19/2007 15:4:1] |
689. we are going to see the real jimmy carter in georgia on thursday (beth ) [3/20/2007 17:2:4] |
690. TXT MSGING SUX BALLZ 2 THA MAX! (At least I know how to spell!) [3/20/2007 22:54:57] |
691. Mike Newell is a rockin' hottie man! (Jason) [3/26/2007 22:40:18] |
692. im more like myself now than I ever was ([no name given]) [3/29/2007 19:7:47] |
693. Wow, it's amazing how personal some people get in this brain. (Shelley) [4/7/2007 14:23:30] |
694. Roads? .... Where we're going, we don't need ROADS! (Doc Brown) [4/11/2007 21:41:25] |
695. The biggest one I've ever had was 3 feet long! (HA! That's what she said!) [4/13/2007 22:44:12] |
696. Americans are fat! (Skinny McMini) [4/17/2007 23:59:41] |
697. Party hard! ([no name given]) [4/20/2007 0:4:58] |
698. no one loves me =[ (the TRUE 40-year-old virgin) [4/23/2007 0:51:29] |
699. I like chocolate. (Steve) [4/23/2007 4:19:33] |
700. I wanna thank everyone for the last 4 years plus of JCX goodness! The JCX is dead! Long live the JCX!!! (Ben) [4/24/2007 21:15:19] |
701. I tend to fuck up every relationship I've ever had. Not just lovers, with friends too. I've got issues man. I drive people away intentionally because I'm afraid of what might come of it if I open up and let my guard down. I'm always on my game and think everyone is out to get me. I just wish for once, I could let my gurd down and show people the real me. But I can't. ([no name given]) [4/26/2007 23:29:37] |
702. So let yourself be known. It isn't going to hurt anything, promise. Life is too fucking short to screw around with issues like that. Life is all about being hurt. Take it straight, or cower in the corner. Your choice. Choose wisely. (Baaaaaaaaaaah) [5/6/2007 2:41:57] |
703. Well who is this and why are you telling me what I should and should not be feeling? (Question McQuestionson) [5/7/2007 20:10:3] |
704. mmm..brains... (giant brain eater) [5/7/2007 22:4:28] |
705. This is your mom... what do you care who I am if you're posting anonymously to a giant brain? ;) (Anonymous McAnonymousy) [5/7/2007 22:51:57] |
706. Wow! People really like to have random conversations on here. Some people are even fighting and they don't know who the other is. That's just weird! :) (Ashley ) [5/8/2007 16:4:17] |
707. My feet are dirty..with dirt. (Dirty Dirt!) [5/8/2007 19:41:11] |
708. You're mean and nosey! I can feel whatever I want. ( : P) [5/9/2007 0:33:51] |
709. I drank waaaay too much water and now my stomach hurts! :( (Vegetarian) [5/10/2007 22:53:24] |
710. Of course you can feel whatever you want, but I think posting it onto a public thought brain implies you want feedback. The brain knows and sees all. (Das Boot) [5/13/2007 20:47:5] |
711. Flasks never hold as much as you need them to. (Smashed) [5/15/2007 23:35:41] |
712. I caught a view of myself in a spoon in second grade and I thought "man you're really really good looking" and then I thought maybe I could do that for a living...What?..Be really really good looking! (Zoolander) [5/19/2007 22:11:8] |
713. I will betch slap you shit bag (Ass) [6/1/2007 15:56:6] |
714. Those shoes are mine BETCH! (Hole) [6/1/2007 15:56:36] |
715. "Skitch is a cross between a skank and a bitch" (Damn) [6/1/2007 15:57:11] |
716. Macaroni and brains are good (Johnny P Zombieton) [6/7/2007 0:34:51] |
717. We have a recipe for clay in our cook book. Mmmm...Clay. (It's so salty!) [6/7/2007 23:2:5] |
718. Nose Game!! (I win you lose) [6/11/2007 16:10:50] |
719. I want to eat the giant brain. *zombie* (braaaaaaiiiiiiins) [6/15/2007 19:43:30] |
720. My life sucks! (No one loves me. AT ALL.) [6/20/2007 16:42:50] |
721. I love you. (Lovey McLoverson) [6/22/2007 14:0:58] |
722. You wouldn't be saying that if you knew me. FYI. (I'm mean sometimes.) [6/28/2007 23:44:23] |
723. I come from the orcs... We eat with spoons and forks... We like to eat our pork... (ZugZug!) [7/17/2007 16:19:1] |
724. I know you plenty well. (sitting in a coffee shop alone) [7/19/2007 16:26:50] |
725. 722 is about all the emo this brain needs. (Gaaaah) [7/30/2007 15:53:45] |
726. Here's a secret: I love someone everyone I know hates (not a secret anymore) [8/1/2007 20:34:3] |
727. Hey coffee shop alone guy..We should be friends! ([no name given]) [8/1/2007 23:46:55] |
728. We probably are friends, goofass. There's only like 2 people that post on here. (Only the lonely poster) [8/2/2007 19:53:27] |
729. my boyfriend is amazing! (meeeeee) [11/6/2007 19:15:7] |
730. whatever happened to WD-1 through WD-39? (bucky badger) [12/5/2007 10:12:45] |
731. wii would like to play... WITH YOUR CACK!!! (danger dog) [12/28/2007 22:37:34] |
732. mj is really cute (jd) [11/19/2008 20:4:1] |
733. JCX became Welcome, Strangers sort of kind of maybe. It's similar. They love you just as much. (Bippy DeCoffeeBreath) [12/12/2009 4:13:18] |
734. Do boogers boogie? ([no name given]) [1/3/2010 11:32:32] |
735. my butt hurts ([no name given]) [3/22/2010 18:15:39] |
736. oh hi denny (Jason) [3/29/2010 23:40:40] |
737. Lobster ice cream. Ice cream and shellfish at the same time--delicious! (Rosario) [6/14/2010 17:0:19] |
738. rock (Korey) [6/18/2010 18:4:34] |
739. Apple bottom jeaaaaaans (Happy Reshaka) [9/14/2010 19:3:37] |
740. () [] |
741. I like brains (zombie paul) [9/30/2011 16:33:48] |
742. lot full means ample parking!!! (The Chad) [10/1/2011 21:44:54] |
743. I love Colours, Split it Down the Middle, and Allison!! (Jess) [10/6/2011 9:24:28] |
744. njmwrjfrHGShbkOxvJm (trinity) [10/27/2011 1:37:45] |
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757. RjYVeanfyAqi (rxrevytnu) [12/12/2011 2:14:24] |
758. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I sodomize my cat. (Nick) [12/13/2011 15:48:57] |
759. OmsvReRXcGYQfRKiNfu (Codgkknd) [12/15/2011 7:44:20] |
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798. kmXBFcvWupI (Lois) [1/18/2012 4:25:10] |
799. omg omg omg BRAIN!!!! (your almighty creator) [1/25/2012 22:58:53] |
800. yyrQRRwJ (dennis) [1/31/2012 12:1:46] |
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